Monday, April 3, 2017

16 annoying question boys ask

These are some annoying questions that you as guys shouldn’t ask we as ladies :
1. Are you a virgin? Seriously why are you asking, are you a virgin yourself ? Are you hunting for virgins ? Are you a ritualist?
2. How many guys have you slept with? Oh, so you want information to use against me in the future? No thanks.
3. How can a beautiful girl like you not be taken? It’s because I’m over qualified *rolls eyes* Most guys think this question is flattering, it’s not.
4. Don’t you want to get married? I mostly get asked this question when I refuse to give a guy my number
5. What about your boyfriend? I get asked this question when I say I’m broke, excuse me, he’s not an ATM
6. When are you going to get married? I don’t even know how to reply to this.
7. Are you on your period? How does that information improve your life? You sound like a ritualist also.
8. You want money? Like seriously, I want money? Is there ever a time someone doesn’t want money?
9. What are you wearing? And they have a habit of asking this at night. I see what you’re doing there, I’m not your girlfriend or wife, it’s none of your business. I’m wearing the full Armour of God.
10. Anything for me? I don’t understand, did you send me on an errand? Is it your birthday?
11. Why don’t you smile more? It’s called a resting Dam face. Resting. Dam. Face.
12. Have you cum yet? Boyfriends and husbands beware, this is the worst and most annoying question to ask during *coughs*
13. Am I the best you’ve been with? I don’t know, are you?
14. Why can’t you stay on your natural hair? I love long full hair, I love experimenting with different hairstyles, I was brought up this way, and please men and women are not the same, just because you stay on your bololo doesn’t mean I have to. BTW, it’s not your money I spend on my hair.
15. Why do you makeup? Is it your face?
16. Why do you like pink so much? Because it’s pretty, is it a crime!
So guys hope You got that??

disadvantage of masturbation

1. Masturb*tion Is Its Drawbacks
Masturbation might not be the best thing to do. Especially if you’re doing it way too much. Here’s what happens when you overdo it.
2. Pain
Yes, frequent masturb*tion can actually cause you to have extreme pain down there. It can even result in Peyronie’s disease, which is caused by chaffing skin and can cause your joystick to bend.
3. Quantity Over Quality
Too much masturbation can mess up your whole outlook on sex. You begin to look for more sex, rather than high quality sex.
4. Better Than Sex
Too much masturbation can replace sex for you. Instead of looking for sex, you become satisfied with just masturbating.
5. P*rn Preference
P*rn often goes hand in hand with masturbation. Too much p*rn can make it hard to become attracted to real women.
6. You Become A Mess
Too much masturbation can ruin your schedule. You can become late for work and waste whole days masturbating.
7. Can’t Focus
You start not being able to focus on the task at hand. What’s on your mind is the next time you get to masturbate.
8. You Can’t Come
Too much masturbation makes ejaculation difficult. That’s because you become used to pleasuring yourself with your hand and not an actual woman.
9. Depression
Masturbation can actually cause depression. It can make you feel worthless as a human being. Sad.
10. Swelling
Too much masturbation can result in swelling and irritation. It can also give you one hell of a rash.
11. Low Sperm Count
Too much masturbation can actually lower your sperm count. This is terribly if you’re trying to have kids.
12. Ruin Relationships
Too much masturbation can also ruin relationships. You probably won’t want to have s3x with your girlfriend if you’ve been masturbating all day.

Airtel's 750 mb plan for N500


Only one thing though. The data plan is a weekly plan. 

And that's what Airtel has decided to capitalize on to promote their new plan! 

Airtel's 750 mb plan for N500 

To subscribe, simply dial *418#

Duration of data plan is 2 weeks! 

So, it has an edge over Mtn here! 

Airtel Rocks!

free browsin websites with airtel


Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently made public the Facebook partnership with Airtel to bringfree internet browsing in Nigeria and the program has been launched since then and many people have bee. enjoying it especially facebokk users wow lol I also use it to browse sometimes

It is live right now which means that you can now brows free of charge with your airtel SIM on some well known supported websites.This service is not only in Nigeria but some other African and Asian countries though some are no longer using the services at the moment.

In this article, i have listed some major sites you canaccess with 0.00 naira in your airtel SIM card. However, my experience with this free internet is not that cool as it opens some of the sites without images. Especially, images with high resolution so foryou to view this kind of images, you will need data on your SIM.

It Will Some help some people that doesn't have mb to stay online and not miss any update

LIST OF WEBSITES YOU CAN BROWSE FREE WITH AIRTEL

1. Facebook 
2. ontouch.ng
3. matchup.ng
4. Vconnect
5. Bing
6. Free Books By Worldreader
7. Nigeria Galleria
8. pass.ng
9. Scholars4Dev
10. Goal.com
11. BBC News 
12. Nairaland
13. Naij.com
14. Girl effect 
15. Jobberman
16. Facebook messenger
17. OLX
18. Fact for life
19. Wikipedia and many more

bitcoin by cma


About Community Mutual Aid
Official Website –> CMA40.com
Birth Date –> 16th November, 2016 (According to Whois)
Launch in Nigeria –> 1st March, 2017

Community Mutual Aid [CMA] Nigeria Review

A mutual aid platform where you declare a willingness to support someone’s dream or provide help and get 40% interest in 30 days.
40% ROI in 30 Days
Minimum and Maximum PH is not yet fixed, but the maximum and minimum PH will be displayed on your dashboard when you want to PH.
Your money keep growing for a maximum of 3 month after which it will stop growing because CMA is not a bank, you can GH and PH the money again to keep growing.
10% Referral bonus
Guiders Bonus (You need only 40+ Downlines to become a guider)
Guider’s bonus goes up to the 4th level
  • Level 1: – 5% of the contribution amount, this is from the people recruited by your direct referrals
  • Level 2: – 3% of the contribution amount, this is from the people recruited by level 1 referrers
  • Level 3: – 2% of the contribution amount, this is from the people recruited by level 2 referrers
  • Level 4: – 1% of the contribution amount, this is from the people recruited by level 3 referrers
Recommitment
A platform without recommitment plan will crash faster, the recommitment plan here is simple and quite ideal than other platforms… When you GH, the system automatically create a 30% recommitment PH for you.
How?
Let’s say you are withdrawing N30,000, if you do not have a PH order, the system will automatically create a PH order of 30% of N30,000 for you which is N9000.
Testimonial bonus
  • Audio bonus –> 3%
  • Video bonus –> 5%
Speed Bonus (Contribution & Confirmation)
  • Contribution bonus (when you make payment after being matched within 24 hours, you get 5% bonus withdrawable after 30 days)
  • Confirmation Bonus (When you confirm someone who made payment to your bank account within 72 hours, you also get 5% bonus withdrawable after 30 days)
Registration Bonus
  • Dreams from 1000 to 9 999 a registration bonus of 200 will be rewarded. Bonuses do not grow. On hold for 30 days.
  • From 10 000 to 49 999 a registration bonus of 700 will be awarded. Bonuses do not grow. On hold for 30 days.
  • From 50 000 to 100 000 a registration bonus of 1 500 will be awarded. Bonuses do not grow. On hold for 30 days.
Bitcoin Automatic Payment Confirmation
The issue of uploading fake proof of payment has been eradicated from this system which means when you PH in bitcoins, the delay in confirmation is removed, all you have to do is copy and paste your transaction hash code after sending bitcoin and your payment will be auto-confirmed by the system.

0.0k mtn freebrowsing cheat


FEATURES OF THIS CHEAT
✔ It connects in few seconds
✔ It can change your IP Address Automatically
✔ Browse and surf internet speed
✔ Download large files(Movies)
✔ Make you appear anonymous online in aspect of changing ip address randomly.
✔ It connects and disconnects for some people
✔ It is capped at 150MB for some SIM cards
MTN 0.0KB DATARESET SETTINGS ON PSIPHON VPN
✔ Download psiphon VPN by from the link above.
✔ Go to your APN settings and set it up to default
✔ After that, launch your psiphon VPN and configure it like this below.
✔ Tick Remove port
✔ Proxy type – Real host
✔ Proxy server – datareset.mtnonline.com/#
✔ Real proxy type – Default
✔ Real proxy port – 80
Finally click on SAVE and select USA as your country region and then go to MORE OPTIONS and configure it like this below.
Host address – 10.199.212.2
Port – 8080
Finally, save and connect✅

airtel data pan 2017 and subscription codes and price


is post we will share with you all you need to know about  Airtel Nigeria Data Plans , Airtel subscription codes and how you can check your airtel bundle data balance.

Airtel Data Plan 2017 Subscription Codes and Price

To check any of the Airtel Data plans, simply Dial *223# or *140# to check your data balance.
  • 30MB For #100 : Get 30MB data for just #100 , valid for 24 hours. Dial *410# to subscribe
  • 100MB for #200 : Get 100MB worth of data for #200 , valid for 3 days. Dial *412#
  • 80MB for #300 : This plan is valid for 7 days (1 week) , Dial *417#
  • 750MB for #500 : Get 500MB Airtel data plan for #500 , valid for 14 days. Dial *418# to subscribe
  • 1.5GB for #1,000 (Android 1.0) : Get 1.5GB for #1,000 , valid for 30 days. Dial *496# to subscribe.
  • 3.5GB for #2,000 (Android 2.0) : You can get 3.5GB data bundle for #2,000 , valid for 30 days. dial *437#
  • 5GB for #2,500 (Android 2.5) : This Airtel Data Plan gives 5GB data for #2,500 which is valid for 30 days. Dial *437*1#
  • 7GB for #3,500 (Android 3.5) : This plan is valid for 30 days. Dial *438# to subscribe
  • 9GB for #4,000 (Android 4.0) : This plan is valid for 30 days. Dial *438*1# to subscribe.
  • 12GB for #5,000 : This plan is valid for 30days. Dial *452# to subscribe
  • 24GB for #8,000 : This airtel data plan is valid for 30 days. Dial *460# to subscribe

Airtel Social Plans

The plans below are strictly for chatting on social media.
  • Airtel Whatsapp (WTF)  Plan – #200 for 30 days. Dial *990# to subscribe
  • Airtel operamini plan – #300 for 30days. Dial *885*1#


Airtel night plan

If you’re someone that is more productive at night , you can take advantage of these Airtel Night Plans / weekend data bundles.
  • TIME BASED 30 – 30 mins unlimited internet for #300. Dial *439*3#
  • TIME BASED 60 – get 60 mins of unlimited internet access for #500. Dial *439*4#
  • NIGHT 120 – 3 hours of unlimited internet for #1,000. Dial *481*2# (Usable between 12am and 5:59am.)
  • WEEKEND BUNDLE 200 – get 200MB for #200 during weekends. Dial *472# (usable between 12am Saturday and 11:59pm on Sunday)
  • WEEKEND BUNDLE 500 – get 500MB airtel data plan for #500. Dial *473# (Usable between 12am Saturday and 11:59pm on Sunday)